Tuesday, 17 June 2008

FERRY HOME

Well thats it folks, we had a bit of a hazy morning leaving Andorra after a few shandy's the night before in the podium lounge, plus a wii sports tournament (got to get one they rule)! 
Plus we hit the tax free shop on the way out, the place is insane! two feet in the door and id already had two shots of god knows what, and then another of sangria! had to run away from the drinks section fast, only to stumble into the meat and cheese section where they stuff you full of that too, so once again a place where you can basically eat and drink for free that we had to leave, boo!
Loaded up we headed for the border, loaded up with spirits wine and baccy, rounded the corner and some dude is in full sprint in the middle of the road heading towards us with a coulple of cops giving a feeble chase, well it was raining and he was pretty quick they soon gave up and he jumped over the railings onto what was pretty much a cliff, not sure where he was going but fair play for effort.  We get to the checkpoint oursevles and the man immediately  asks if we are German, haha the power of the tour tache! 

him - you german?
us - no we are Welsh!
him - ahhh Welsh, you have anything to declare?
(phil stopped himself saying "yes I like having sex outside")
us - errr no!
him - you have any alcohol?
us - of course!!!
him - ok! any tobacco?
us - errm yep
him - (roll of the eyes thinking idiots) right on your way lads

well no one told us we had to declare beer and fags!!! 
  
Another super nice night at Sean and Lucy's place sleeping on a real mattress not even Ant snoring would keep me awake!!

Saw some bling motors on the way past le man with the 24hr just having been on, on the ferry now having a jar or two and using the spurious wifi 

heres a few shots of our last night

three welsh boys in andorra in an irish pub with a scottish landlady!!


look at the tour tache lol


the french boys

Sunday, 15 June 2008

THE RESULTS ARE IN

CONGRATULATIONS TEAM SHORT WAY DOWN, EVEN IF WE SAY SO OURSELVES!!!!

- RACE 1   READ Phil   TEAM SHORT WAY DOWN / SANTA CRUZ VP-FREE 
                   (Grande Bretagne) - TIME 0:30:01,270 - POSITION 36

- RACE 2  READ Phil - TIME 0:29:55,090 - POSITION 27!!!!!! CRACKED THE HALF HOUR

- RACE 1  TAYLOR Anthony - TEAM SHORT WAY DOWN / (Grande Bretagne)                  TIME - 0:32:51,430 - POSITION 98

- RACE 2  TAYLOR Anthony - TIME 0:33:40,510 - POSITION 92

- RACE 1  ERRINGTON Richard TEAM SHORT WAY DOWN (Grande Bretagne) 
                  TIME 0:34:21,290 - POSITION 133

- RACE 2  ERRINGTON Richard - TIME 0:34:25,330 - POSITION 105


POSITIONS ARE OUT OF - RACE 1 HAD 210 RIDERS
                                                  RACE 2 HAD 150 RIDERS

R R R R RACE DAY ROCKS (GET YOUR BALLS OUT)

After a good qualifying yesterday we went to get our positioning letters, these would tell us where we would be in the starting grid, Phil got a j, me and Ant got an o, we got handed a piece of paper saying what time our letters were starting, confused I looked at the paper and asked the lady who handed it to me "how do we know which one we are in?" (there was one in the morning and one in the afternoon) she looked at me "both" she said laughing "f**k!" I said not laughing, and neither was phil when I told him, considering I was here expecting one race and a timed run for qualifying, we were now facing the fact that the qualifying we had just done was basically a race (100 let off at a time is not the timed run i was hoping for) and that we had to do it again tomorrow "TWICE"

TURNED OUT TO BE A HELL OF A DAY

Check it out
THE CUE FOR THE LIFT


STOOD ON THE START LINE

2365M AND FREEZING
(so cold infact when Ant hugged frenchie for warmth I wished he was hugging me, not something I ever thought I'd think)



SPOT THE PHIL


THE START LINE, OVER 150 BIKES WAITING TO GO


NOW THIS TAKES BALLS
ELBOWS OUT HEAD DOWN
(CANT BELIVE EARLIER TODAY WE DID THAT TWICE)



DOWN SAFE AND LOVING IT


ABOUT BLOODY TIME TOO

ANT AND BRIAN LOPEZ



THE FINISH LINE A SWEET SIGHT


Saturday, 14 June 2008

QUALIFYING RESULTS

Qualifying results are in, the weather was dry thank god! 100 bikes all lined up ready to go, talk about a buzz
sooo tired now, we have to do it all over again tomorrow, TWICE!!!! ill tell you about it tomorrow too tired now. to give you an idea of how tired we are we have left the pasta party, which was giving us free food and beer, FREE BEER!! we walked away!! now thats tired

super super happy with my time, I would have been really happy with 40 mins + and id have been fine with a 50+

48 (16)SENI 236 READ Phil 0:30:53

72 (22)SENI 235 ERRINGTON Richard 0:35:12

74 (36)MAS1 237 TAYLOR Anthony 0:35:23

i just want to say as unenthusiastic as this little bit of blog is, it was absolutely amazing

p.s mum im super impressed with ure comment, good tech skills

promise tomorrows blog will be better.

Friday, 13 June 2008

ONE OTHER SMALL THING

Please spare a thought for Team Short Way Down at about half two your time tomorrow, we will be bar to bar with a hundred other riders ready to set a qualifying time, I hope its dry because i am shit in the wet!

This is what we are here for and its about to get medieval on us!

SUCH A PADDY I MAY AS WELL BE IRISH

Todays riding, where to start? for me it was a mixed bag, after chilling for most of the day we went in to register for the race and pick up our plates, it went smoothly we handed our doctors notes over (which by the way if I come again ill be writing myself for all the attention she payed, £10 bloody quid that cost me the buggers at padarn), back to the cruz bus to armour up then we hit the mountain ready to ride, we got to the escalator up to the gondala (can you imagine them letting you take your bike up an escilator back home) only to find a massive cue, quite a difference from what we were used to as all week its been pretty quite on "our mountain" bloody tourists! another sobering moment seeing so many riders, it was good to see a few full on DH rigs, and tripple crowns, some uber bling v10's too.

THE FIRST PROPER TRIP TO THE TOP

The top lift opened for the first time today, shit me its high, but i get ahead of myself, we got to the middle lift via the wood park, eipc, the place was rammed with guys on super expensive super clean bikes and all the latest matching tops and what not, they all piled in to the woodpark just ahead of us, we dove in shortly after Phil first then Ant then me all in quick succession, after getting held up a little by a slow poke up ahead the way cleared and we were off, in the distance we could see "the three drops" up ahead and all the bling guys screeching to a halt just before them, Phil got his elbows out and powered down, the french boys started shouting at each other to get out of the way, Ant clipped one of them and then pretty much in formation one straight after the other all three of us launched off the middle drop to a flurry of camera flashes, cheesy I know but I shit you not that is how it went!

That was the good bit over now for more pain, considering when i got out of the tent this morning and stood up I nearly fell over because my legs have forgotten what they are supposed to do, and I cant laugh, cough, breathe deeply, bend over or sneeze without a big pain in my ribs after taking a handle bar to them, today after the woodpark was a string of offs for me, it was good to do the very top section because we haven't done it properly before but FFS how many times to I have to hit the dirt????????? now when I get close with a barrier, tree, boulder or what ever the chances are I've already landed on that bit of me and second/third time round its just not cricket, hence the paddy, I was so pissed of by the time I got to the road the helmet was off and thrown to the ground followed closely by the gloves, I had a big stomp around muttering obscenities with Ant doing his best not to laugh, quite a good job he did too, toys back in the pram we headed home.

To be fair it was a pretty epic back drop up the top, Ive been caught in a few thunder storms before but we were actually "in" this one, riding down chased by thunder oooh dramatic!! 

sorry I know Ive gone on now and your probably about to give yourself an electric shock cause your alseep and dribbling on the keyboard, but just one more thing, food intake is insane at the moment, breakfast (i never have breakfast) then power bars in town, then back for lunch (sausages and pasta or pork chops and rice or something pork based until yesterday when we ran out) to refuel before heading back out, then a sandwich when we get back from riding followed shortly by what is basically two main meals in the restaurant (usually a massive plate of macaroni cheese followed by steak and chips) and then (check this out bam ud be proud) I even have a pudding!!!!!

ok thats it you made it! whew eh

only the plates pics now
 

sorry about the long post, just had a lot to say today!

PHILS BIKINI WEARING ANTICS

Well the sun shone today and like true brits abroad we decided to make the most of it by applying no suntan lotion whatsoever and sitting in it for a while, mmmm british tourist red, a distinguished hue im sure you'll agree. 
Well maybe till you see this, his moobs, ehem sorry pecs must have cast a shadow, laugh i nearly cried.